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Sir Mix-A-Lot's underwear
a rabid chihuahua
an ass's jawbone
a half-eaten donut
Herman Munster's shoes
a bloody hatchet
a steaming gob of poo
fire and brimstone
a pencil
Cthulhu's tentacle
a tequila bottle
smelly gym socks
a bowl of maggots
rotten cat sushi
a billy club
a marble bust of Julius Caesar
a sledgehammer
a thing made in Ibiza that my aunt gave me that I don't know what it is
Morella's frilly undergarments (What?! How'd those get here?!?!)
a lead pipe
a slimy p0rno mag
a sock full of pennies
a giant, crazy pork chop
The Complete Works of Shakespeare
a verse or two of Vogon poetry
a huge wad of bellybutton fluff